There's a story going around right now about some guy that dumped his dentist girlfriend, but made an appointment with her the next week when he had a toothache. She gassed him up and knocked him out, then removed all of his teeth. Yep, ALL of his teeth. He's a dumbass, she's crazy. Can I get a "Hallelujah!" that these two didn't procreate? If they had hooked up, we all take the bullet, because when stupid knocks up psycho, Damien and Chucky come bearing gifts. I would've let the guy tell you this story himself, but he's still kind of hard to understand. And, as for her, she used her one phone call on somebody else.
About Me
- Life is Heald
- Naples, Florida
- I like to laugh. If you don't, please hit whatever button escorts you from the premises immediately. I write a humor column for the Naples Daily News called, get this, "Life is Heald." It's about life as we all see it, just from a pair of rose-colored glasses that need cleaning. I tell stories, I rant about things that drive us all to the point of filling out a gun permit, I make fun of you and I make fun of me. If I can't use it in the column for whatever reason, it ends up here. Sometimes, you'll need to read the column to know what I'm writing about, but often the posts are just random, drive-by thoughts that entered my brain and exited my fingers. Just a flesh wound, so don't go dialing 911 about anything you read here. This is not one of those blogs that will tell you how many prunes it took to jump start my last bowel movement or what grade the kid got on his math test. The good stuff, I save for the Christmas newsletter.
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