I was sitting in church on Easter Sunday trying to listen to the music when this woman behind me continued to carry on a conversation like she was in a bar trying to talk over the music. I let it go for a bit and then I turned around and told her, "You know, Jesus came back from the dead. If you don't shut up, I don't think you'll have that kind of luck." So, I don't get "Christian of the Month," I still felt better, and honestly, isn't that what's important here?
About Me
- Life is Heald
- Naples, Florida
- I like to laugh. If you don't, please hit whatever button escorts you from the premises immediately. I write a humor column for the Naples Daily News called, get this, "Life is Heald." It's about life as we all see it, just from a pair of rose-colored glasses that need cleaning. I tell stories, I rant about things that drive us all to the point of filling out a gun permit, I make fun of you and I make fun of me. If I can't use it in the column for whatever reason, it ends up here. Sometimes, you'll need to read the column to know what I'm writing about, but often the posts are just random, drive-by thoughts that entered my brain and exited my fingers. Just a flesh wound, so don't go dialing 911 about anything you read here. This is not one of those blogs that will tell you how many prunes it took to jump start my last bowel movement or what grade the kid got on his math test. The good stuff, I save for the Christmas newsletter.
Tuesday, April 26, 2011
Tuesday, April 5, 2011
And You Thought I Was Kidding
If you didn't read my column from April 6th, 2011, you don't know what this is, but for those that did, here's photographic evidence that the wife and I have seen the inside of Uncle Jed's limo. I believe the thing sticking up off of the trunk is actually a gun rack of some sort, you just never know when Jethro is bringing rabbit home for dinner. It had so many running lights that a small Cessna attempted to land on the roof while we sat at a red light.
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