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Naples, Florida
I like to laugh. If you don't, please hit whatever button escorts you from the premises immediately. I write a humor column for the Naples Daily News called, get this, "Life is Heald." It's about life as we all see it, just from a pair of rose-colored glasses that need cleaning. I tell stories, I rant about things that drive us all to the point of filling out a gun permit, I make fun of you and I make fun of me. If I can't use it in the column for whatever reason, it ends up here. Sometimes, you'll need to read the column to know what I'm writing about, but often the posts are just random, drive-by thoughts that entered my brain and exited my fingers. Just a flesh wound, so don't go dialing 911 about anything you read here. This is not one of those blogs that will tell you how many prunes it took to jump start my last bowel movement or what grade the kid got on his math test. The good stuff, I save for the Christmas newsletter.

Tuesday, January 25, 2011

Twin Brothers, Different Mothers

         I never forget a face.  Sometimes I might forget where I know it from, but I always remember a face.  This, in turn, makes for some confusing moments when I'm just sure I know somebody from some place, but then I just can't place it.  I might not be the first to have this problem with the two people shown here, but I remember when I first had that "I know you" feeling while watching the Democratic National Convention.  Seeing as how one has no real purpose other than to serve as a prop for his boss and get a few laughs and the other is a puppet for ventriloquist Jeff Dunham, you might not make the family connection right away.  That's why I'm here to help. 

Joe Biden
Vice-President of the United States
"Walter"
Should be President of the United States


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