About Me
- Life is Heald
- Naples, Florida
- I like to laugh. If you don't, please hit whatever button escorts you from the premises immediately. I write a humor column for the Naples Daily News called, get this, "Life is Heald." It's about life as we all see it, just from a pair of rose-colored glasses that need cleaning. I tell stories, I rant about things that drive us all to the point of filling out a gun permit, I make fun of you and I make fun of me. If I can't use it in the column for whatever reason, it ends up here. Sometimes, you'll need to read the column to know what I'm writing about, but often the posts are just random, drive-by thoughts that entered my brain and exited my fingers. Just a flesh wound, so don't go dialing 911 about anything you read here. This is not one of those blogs that will tell you how many prunes it took to jump start my last bowel movement or what grade the kid got on his math test. The good stuff, I save for the Christmas newsletter.
Monday, January 17, 2011
Congrats, and Pass the Parmesan
The 15th annual "Fat and Beautiful" beauty pageant recently concluded in Israel. The minimum weight requirement is 80kg or 176 pounds. The winner received a one-year modelling contract, cosmetic products, and a trip abroad. Things turned ugly when last year's winner crowned the new queen, but not before taking a sizable bite out of the coveted stuffed crust tiara.
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