Spent this whole chilly day sitting at my desk working on the Christmas newsletter, bills, my column and snacking on junk. You don't even need time lapse photography to see my butt getting flatter and wider. If I had been around in 1492, Columbus would've sailed right off the edge of my ass and died on my office floor.
About Me
- Life is Heald
- Naples, Florida
- I like to laugh. If you don't, please hit whatever button escorts you from the premises immediately. I write a humor column for the Naples Daily News called, get this, "Life is Heald." It's about life as we all see it, just from a pair of rose-colored glasses that need cleaning. I tell stories, I rant about things that drive us all to the point of filling out a gun permit, I make fun of you and I make fun of me. If I can't use it in the column for whatever reason, it ends up here. Sometimes, you'll need to read the column to know what I'm writing about, but often the posts are just random, drive-by thoughts that entered my brain and exited my fingers. Just a flesh wound, so don't go dialing 911 about anything you read here. This is not one of those blogs that will tell you how many prunes it took to jump start my last bowel movement or what grade the kid got on his math test. The good stuff, I save for the Christmas newsletter.
That is a very disturbing visual that I did not want to picture, so thank you so much for putting that image in my head. Now I'll never eat lunch today!
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