If you know where to look, and how to look, humor is everywhere, even in death. A while back, a guy in our golf group died. We decided his ashes should be spread in a divot. So, yeah, it's not fall over dead laughing funny, but it's still funny.
About Me
- Life is Heald
- Naples, Florida
- I like to laugh. If you don't, please hit whatever button escorts you from the premises immediately. I write a humor column for the Naples Daily News called, get this, "Life is Heald." It's about life as we all see it, just from a pair of rose-colored glasses that need cleaning. I tell stories, I rant about things that drive us all to the point of filling out a gun permit, I make fun of you and I make fun of me. If I can't use it in the column for whatever reason, it ends up here. Sometimes, you'll need to read the column to know what I'm writing about, but often the posts are just random, drive-by thoughts that entered my brain and exited my fingers. Just a flesh wound, so don't go dialing 911 about anything you read here. This is not one of those blogs that will tell you how many prunes it took to jump start my last bowel movement or what grade the kid got on his math test. The good stuff, I save for the Christmas newsletter.
You are the funniest human being alive! However, Tommy keeps reiturating: "What is wrong with Mr. Heald" every time he reads your column or post... not sure what he means by that?
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