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Naples, Florida
I like to laugh. If you don't, please hit whatever button escorts you from the premises immediately. I write a humor column for the Naples Daily News called, get this, "Life is Heald." It's about life as we all see it, just from a pair of rose-colored glasses that need cleaning. I tell stories, I rant about things that drive us all to the point of filling out a gun permit, I make fun of you and I make fun of me. If I can't use it in the column for whatever reason, it ends up here. Sometimes, you'll need to read the column to know what I'm writing about, but often the posts are just random, drive-by thoughts that entered my brain and exited my fingers. Just a flesh wound, so don't go dialing 911 about anything you read here. This is not one of those blogs that will tell you how many prunes it took to jump start my last bowel movement or what grade the kid got on his math test. The good stuff, I save for the Christmas newsletter.

Thursday, December 16, 2010

Lucy, You Got Some Splaining To Do

     I think the Mrs. and I are heading towards Lucy and Ricky beds.  I love our king bed and I love our electric blanket on a cold night, but when Momma gets warm, she throws the blankets off of her and onto me, which makes the electric blanket  less of a Linus fantasy and more of a life size toaster oven.  I usually wake up when my internal temperature reaches that of lava.

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