I read in the paper that a woman was arrested after assaulting her roommate for eating her Girl Scout cookies without permission. Seems the victim had accessed the treasured "Thin Mints" without written consent and was left running for her life after being confronted during the middle of the night. All I can say is she should thank God the cookies weren't Tagalongs, or her roomie surely would've popped a cap in her ass. Maybe those cookies are just too good.
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- Life is Heald
- Naples, Florida
- I like to laugh. If you don't, please hit whatever button escorts you from the premises immediately. I write a humor column for the Naples Daily News called, get this, "Life is Heald." It's about life as we all see it, just from a pair of rose-colored glasses that need cleaning. I tell stories, I rant about things that drive us all to the point of filling out a gun permit, I make fun of you and I make fun of me. If I can't use it in the column for whatever reason, it ends up here. Sometimes, you'll need to read the column to know what I'm writing about, but often the posts are just random, drive-by thoughts that entered my brain and exited my fingers. Just a flesh wound, so don't go dialing 911 about anything you read here. This is not one of those blogs that will tell you how many prunes it took to jump start my last bowel movement or what grade the kid got on his math test. The good stuff, I save for the Christmas newsletter.
Kevin, Hi again! You crack me up with your year in review!And Thin mints are MY favorite too. Congratulations and a big thank you for giving us a reason to look forward to Wednesdays! JoAnn
ReplyDeleteI love girl scout cookies too, but since I'm in Georgia this week, I think I'll go to Merciers..... I know that is one of your most favorite places to visit.
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