Blue Tooth is the worst thing that ever happened to crazy people. It used to be when enough people saw a crazy person walking around talking to themselves, eventually somebody would call the white jacket folks and help was on the way. Now, everybody just assumes they have Blue Tooth and ignores them. I ask you, how will the crazy folks get help now? That's why I have a blog, to get this stuff out there. I'm just a humanitarian, what can I say?
About Me
- Life is Heald
- Naples, Florida
- I like to laugh. If you don't, please hit whatever button escorts you from the premises immediately. I write a humor column for the Naples Daily News called, get this, "Life is Heald." It's about life as we all see it, just from a pair of rose-colored glasses that need cleaning. I tell stories, I rant about things that drive us all to the point of filling out a gun permit, I make fun of you and I make fun of me. If I can't use it in the column for whatever reason, it ends up here. Sometimes, you'll need to read the column to know what I'm writing about, but often the posts are just random, drive-by thoughts that entered my brain and exited my fingers. Just a flesh wound, so don't go dialing 911 about anything you read here. This is not one of those blogs that will tell you how many prunes it took to jump start my last bowel movement or what grade the kid got on his math test. The good stuff, I save for the Christmas newsletter.
Sometimes when driving alone in my car I'll mouth out some mental dialog, catch myself, see somebody looking at me, realize I don't have a blue tooth for an excuse... so I'd pick my cell phone as if I was talking on speaker phone. I'm not the only one, right? RIGHT?
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