My softball team won the lower division Church League Championship last night in thrilling fashion by a score of 10-9. Attendance figures were not available at press time, but if we count the homeless guy pillaging the dumpsters and the t-ball team practicing on an adjacent field, we're approaching double figures. Clearly, there are not many conquests left for an athlete of my stature. I've got one spot left in my trophy case, so if anyone knows of a kickball league that gives out hardware, give them my number. In the meantime, I'll be kicking ass and taking names in the shuffleboard rookie league.
About Me
- Life is Heald
- Naples, Florida
- I like to laugh. If you don't, please hit whatever button escorts you from the premises immediately. I write a humor column for the Naples Daily News called, get this, "Life is Heald." It's about life as we all see it, just from a pair of rose-colored glasses that need cleaning. I tell stories, I rant about things that drive us all to the point of filling out a gun permit, I make fun of you and I make fun of me. If I can't use it in the column for whatever reason, it ends up here. Sometimes, you'll need to read the column to know what I'm writing about, but often the posts are just random, drive-by thoughts that entered my brain and exited my fingers. Just a flesh wound, so don't go dialing 911 about anything you read here. This is not one of those blogs that will tell you how many prunes it took to jump start my last bowel movement or what grade the kid got on his math test. The good stuff, I save for the Christmas newsletter.
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